The Ideal Nurse

Jan Allen

Yesterday, I got my first COVID vaccine from the ideal nurse. 

Was this nurse sweet and gentle? Far from it. She was fierce. 

When I pulled up to her station in a hospital parking lot, the nurse greeted me politely and asked me to open my car door. I made eye contact with her, but I avoided making small talk.  I have learned the hard way that you do not ask a nurse about her day or about her weekend before a procedure. Such simple questions can result in answers like…”This weekend, my little boy was hit by a car while he was out on his bike.” And can result in getting poked in the wrong place, getting poked several times, or being diagnosed with a fictional case of bad veins. 

Consider this observation a public service announcement for those of you who don’t get poked all that often. Now, back to our story. 

This nurse and I were off to a good start. We made eye contact. As requested, I  opened my car door. And then suddenly, our calm was shattered. The nurses’s brown eyes ignited and she was rising from her stool, shouting at some hapless co-worker in blue scrubs, who was approaching with armload of medical paraphernalia. “Don’t even THINK about passing those big needles off on me,” she yelled. “Nope! I won’t have them.” 

I have never seen a mask inflate and deflate as hard as hers did as she hollered at this co-worker. The nurse then turned to me, and said very sweetly, “You are getting a tiny needle. You have a tiny arm.” 

When she gave me my shot, I did not feel it. 

That’s my kind of nurse. 

In celebration of nurses, I’d like to share this short story by a member of my writing workshop, Jan Allen, a former nurse and a born writer who is as talented as she is unpretentious.

If you liked that story, you’ll like this one, too! I feel so lucky I get to read Jan’s work every week. 

http://www.sixfold.org/FicWinter19/Allen.html

Another long time workshopper, Andrea Rotterman, has spent years crafting  an incredibly moving memoir, Becoming an Only Child. Our workshop is now going over the final draft one last time. Here is link of a short piece she wrote to get a taste of her lyrical prose style: 

https://www.riverteethjournal.com/blog/2015/11/02/something-sweet

And a link to her layered editorial:

https://cin.ci/2zB7R1V


The most prolific writer in our workshop is the boundlessly imaginative Maria McKenzie; she’s currently circulating a screenplay while editing yet another novel. These are the books she’s published while in our workshop: 

The Governor’s Sons – Kindle edition by McKenzie, Maria. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

Unchained (3 book series) Kindle Edition (amazon.com)

Deseré: A Love Story of the American South: McKenzie, Maria: 9781979663786: Amazon.com: Books

From Cad to Cadaver: A Black Ops Detective Agency Mystery – Kindle edition by McKenzie, Maria. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

You can find catch up with Maria at mariamckenziewrites.com or   readandwriteromance.blogspot.com.

As for me: I’m sorry you haven’t been seeing many blog posts!

I have been busy writing in my second language, 19th Century English. I am creating a version of Pride and Prejudice that examines the relationship between Lydia Bennet, the most maligned Bennet sister, and Chamberlayne, the only cross-dresser in the book. I am so grateful to the writers in my group for giving me the courage to take on this audacious project. One fine day I hope to use this blog to urge you to buy my book at your local independently owned bookstore. 

In Celebration of My Students

About ten years ago, I met a very nice woman with my last name who said she was working on a historical fiction. At the time, I was not a big fan of  historical fiction. She mentioned her historical fiction was also a romance. I was not at all into romance. (At least, not as a literary genre.) She confessed that her historical romance was nearly 900 pages long. And unfinished. I guess I must have thought she was a very nice woman indeed, because I volunteered to read her 900 page unfinished  manuscript of romantic historical fiction. On our second meeting, she looked more than a little apologetic when she handed over a very heavy sack of papers. At this point I may have warned her that there could be a problem with this arrangement: I am not a very nice woman. If I didn’t like her book, I would tell her so.

What was I getting into? Perhaps this would be the beginning of a very short relationship. When I handed her manuscript back a few days later, Maria McKenzie scanned through and saw my semi-legible scrawl wending through just about every page. I told her she did not have a novel. She had three novels. I have been scrawling over her manuscripts on weekly basis ever since.

The three books of Maria McKenzie’s Unchained Trilogy, Escape, Masquerade and Revelation, have gone on to become bestsellers on Amazon’s African American Historical Fiction list. And today Audible released the first of the trilogy on audiobook. 

When you are done reading Maria’s trilogy, you will jump to her gripping historical fiction from a more recent era, The Governor’s Sons. If you are in the mood for comedy,  you will laugh out loud reading her foray into mystery, From Cad to Cadaver: A Black Ops Detective Story. She’s got another African American Historical Fiction in the works now, and it is shaping up to be her most ambitious and controversial yet.

When my MS has acted up, this prolific author and unwavering friend has prayed over me, has baked my family delicious pans of lasagna. I am so grateful for the many students I have had who have turned into friends. Each and every one of them has shared their complex inner lives with me, widening my scope of interest.

Here is an incomplete list of links to my students’ works. It is incomplete, in part, because many of the talented writers from The Clifton Cultural Arts Center, The Art Academy of Cincinnati, The Kenwood Senior Living Center, The University of Iowa and my long ago workshop in CT have produced works of great literary merit but have not yet published.

Phone Scams by Lee German

A Winter Break by Elaine Olund

Letter Bomb by Elaine Olund

A Double Life by Elaine Olund

Sea Change by Elaine Oland 

You Are Unique by Maria Ramos

Something Sweet by Andrea Rotterman

Introducing the Eradicator by Edith Samuels

Jigsaw by Edith Samuels

A Circle of Gratitude by Joan D. Sattler

Thoughts and Attitudes by Joan D. Sattler

Two Visitors by Win Swormstedt

Put it on the Tab, Mr. Joe by Ida Zinam2012-04-03 CCAC _4039649