An App for That?

This wide and wonderful planet is not as handicapped accessible as it could be. Which leads to all sorts of conundrums for travelers who are in wheelchairs, or on crutches, or who just have to pee—now.

Is there an app for locating free, clean, accessible bathrooms? I want one. Until that day, I will simply follow the Golden Arches.  Gas station restrooms can be dicey. Highway rest areas are, in my mind, the pinnacle of civilization, but are prone to closure during state budget cuts. Which bring me back to McDonald’s. Again, and again, and again. Specials shout outs to the McDonald’s by the Arc de Triomphe and the McDonald’s in Waimea. Home is where they have to let you in.

I have another request of the App Gods. I want an interactive, updatable app to alert travelers with disabilities of situations like this:


I was shocked, as was the lady in the photo above, to see that the elevator was out at the Metro Station at the NIH (National Institutes of Health), of all places. We’d been lulled into the feeling that we’d reached Oz and all of our problems were about to be solved. And now this. While believe I pointed the young woman in the direction of a working elevator, that could have been wishful thinking. The sun had just burst out from under a cloud, raising my body temperature, frying my neurological wires. So I was distracted. I had to pee. But in my distraction, I did wonder: why couldn’t Google Maps have a little alert that the elevator was out, saving this lady the effort it took to get here…and a little flag indicating the location of the next closest elevator? And that’s when my app idea was conceived. It’s still not fully formed.

Is this app a layer on existing apps that a disabled user can opt into?

Or is this a separate app? I know I love to read blogs about other people’s (mis)adventures traveling with MS, like the Xanax tinged travails of MSGracefulNot.   Wouldn’t it be nice if all the testimonials were in one place? That’s what the fine blog The MS Wire has attempted to do. Ed Tobias has compiled travel tips from his years of adventures, and has invited his readers to do the same. He’s started with some practical tips about traveling New York, with the hope of adding more cities in the future. It would be great to have folks check in from Ontario and Topeka or their own home town, with their praises of well tended sidewalks and/or their condemnations of doors within hospitals that can’t be opened without buttons. (Major pet peeve!) It would be great, on entering a new city, to have the dirt on the dirty bathrooms (I know, I know, I’m obsessed with bathrooms) and broken elevators from people who get it. It would be great to have travel anxieties dispelled by the knowledge that our peers have our backs.

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